That's What She Said I never used the "that's what she said" jokes when I was younger, but as an avid viewer of the Office, I have compromised on what used to be a mature, thoughtful demeanor and turned it into... well, this very blog post. Here are a few good ones from the past several weeks:

gchat--
she: i was chatting to my woman about how i had my hair braided at the renfair last weekend and she kept asking me how tight it was/if it hurt putting it in and how long it lasted lol
me : oh really? is... that what she said?
she: LOL

text messg--

james: i have to work but i have sequenced my part already it just needs to be tightened
me: thats what she said
james: who is she?



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  FACES OF DEATH IS A SHAM So I'm watching this documentary on Friday night called "The Dark Side of Porn: Does Snuff Exist?" The title was amusing, to the say the least, suggesting a light side of porn. In any case, its a short clip, about 45 minutes, so I delve in and about halfway through, the director of Faces of Death is interviewed and he announced most of the scenes are completely staged. Although some of the clips are real situations, all of the up close action is scripted. Real video of people out on ledges or otherwise are merely spliced with other video of actors on crudely shot film to make it look real.



Persuaded to have believed its real when I was in high school, some of those scenes have echoed in my mind ever since and terrified me. Bravo, Faces of Death, you son of a bitch. Bravo.  ¶ 8:54 AM 0 Comments

  800 miles i'm pretty jelicious that vardigan is going to see gang tonight, but its okay. they probably do not brush their teeth.  ¶ 8:12 PM 2 Comments

  haha also, i loathe this blogging format, and look forward to the summer when i'll have time to design something that people can continue not reading. haha. and end fewer posts with. haha.  ¶ 7:49 PM 0 Comments

  eh somehow i started having a bad day all of the sudden, and feel just awful right now. somehow i got paranoid about an issue, one of those "ah ha" moments that has failed me many times before, but was nonetheless accurate in the past insofar as realizing there is more going on behind the scenes than i am aware of, but i have no way to verify the last part either.






however, its my dad's 64th birthday, so i will give him a call. its late, yes, but he's a timezone behind, so where he is... its "getting late."  ¶ 7:34 PM 0 Comments

  Cracked America I couldn't help but marvel at the timing of CNN's program "Black America," a series of documentaries about the history of people of African descent in the United States. I presume it runs the gamut from slavery to segregation to modern day injustices and discrimination.

Remember to look out for Fox News's series on POWs soon.  ¶ 3:58 PM 1 Comments

  Vanity Plate I I've been awake for about 30 hours now, and it just occurred to me how stupid I've been up to now. So I plan to make long time wrongs right and get a vanity license plate that says "ALF HA"


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